The Motherly Matriarchy of Vandoosa Funfundzwanzig is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a pink haired girl who stares at you with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.117 billion protective pink haired girls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vicktoria. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vandoosa Funfundzwanzigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,756 trillion ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 83,190 ceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vandoosa Funfundzwanzig's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and billions of ceks are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Funfundzwanzig's national animal is the Faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loving Others.

Vandoosa Funfundzwanzig is ranked 4,205^th in the world and 8^th in Jenny for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,977.74 on the Clooney Contribution Index.